They raised forty million, then “realigned” you out: a layoff in better fonts. The confetti and the down round arrived the same month, and your equity quietly hit zero.
Unhinged, the same beats with the satire off its leash, is part of the full plan.
This is a story, not advice. The company, the round, and the forty million are invented. The decisions are not, and the real versions of them, the WARN math, the severance you may still owe yourself, the COBRA fork, are in the guides and tools when you want them.